Rachel has kissed Finn, Puck and Jesse. Quinn has kissed Finn, Puck and Sam. Heck even Kurt got to kiss Blaine – and Karofsky. And Santana and Brittany have both kissed their male dates in straight (or misguided gay, in the Britt-Kurt case) pairings. But Brittana together – nada. Not even a kiss on the cheek. Brittany has kissed that damn little Elvis-haired leprechaun more than Santana on screen.
And, having seen a screener for this week’s new episode, I can tell you the odds don’t get any better. We have not one, not two, not three, but seven – yes, SEVEN – kisses between Finn and Rachel. Kurt and Blaine, by comparison, get two. For the gayest show on television, that’s still pretty damn straight.
via Dorothy Surrenders.
I’ve loved Dorothy Snarker for years — best girl-loving-girl pop commentary on the internet, really. And while I feel like a bad lesbian for not being a hardcore Brittana shipper, I still keep tabs on the girls. But is this true? Have Glee’s most awesome Cheerios never kissed on screen? Ever?
And why not? Sheesh.